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The evolution of a Flight Attendant


* IF SHE’S BEEN FLYING FOR ONE MONTH*
She blushes at dirty jokes she wants to marry a Captain she thinks that a Flight Attendant’s work leaves her intelligent.
She reads: “What every Girl should Know“.
She thinks all men are nice she wears her wings with pride.

* IF SHE’S BEEN FLYING FOR SIX MONTHS*
She smiles at dirty jokes she wants to marry a Second Officer she thinks that a Flight Attendant’s work leaves her fairly intelligent.
She reads: “How to Win Friends and Influence People“.
She thinks some men are nice she wears her wings happily.

* IF SHE’S BEEN FLYING FOR ONE YEAR *
She laughs at dirty jokes, she wants to marry a Ramp Agent she thinks that a Flight Attendant’s work leaves her intelligent enough.
She reads: „The Art of Love“
She hopes some men are nice she wears her wings doubtfully.

* lF SHE’S BEEN FLYING FOR THREE YEARS *
She tells dirty jokes she wants to marry a man. She thinks that a Flight Attendant’s work leaves her a little intelligence.
She reads: “How to Live Alone and Like it“. She knows all men are not nice . She still wears her wings.

* IF SHE’S BEEN FLYING FOR FIVE YEARS *
She invents dirty jokes she wants to marry,
she would rather not have to think.
She reads: “To Have and to Hold“.
She would rather wear a ring.

* IF SHE`S BEEN FLYING FOR TEN YEARS *
She is the girl in the dirty jokes she wants to marry
But after all, is it really necessary?
She can’t think she reads:
“Fact is Better Than Fiction”
She is glad all men are not nice she wears a mink (fur coat).

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